215 in idea barrages

1.) Your band will be called “Rebecca Romaine-Lettuce”.

2.) Happy VD everyone. may you all enjoy your VDs, in whatever form they take.

3.) Over a lifetime, a woman or a man is a plaything of the gods. Over history, the gods are a plaything of mankind.

4.) A Manos The Hands of Fate/Guardians of the Galaxy mash-up based entirely on Torgo & Groot being anagrams.

5.) If there’s a Third Testament written after Jesus comes back, I request the title “Return Of The Dead Guy”.

6.) We were born with minds and bodies at best adapted to be our hunter-gatherer ancestors. It takes a lot to ramp up to this life electric.

7.) Your New Orleans-themed porno will be called “When The Taints Come Marching In”.

8.) I am thirty-seven and a half this day. HALFWAY TO SEVENTY FIVE!