26 in idea barrages

1.) Catholic schools are filled with teachers of habit.

2.) The Fraternious T.U.C.K. loves it when you call him Big Pauper.

3.) Sir Mix-A-Lot has a cousin who is an OB-Gyn, Sir Vix-A-Lot.

4.) Chili’s supports Planned Parenthood? That’s rad. May I pitch a “I don’t want babies yet, babies yet, babies yet, dig?” jingle?

5.) You can’t spell “girl” without “IRL”. I… have no idea what this means but if you attached a meaning to it, it’d make a rad shirt.

6.) New drink: Rum & cola & pickle juice, call it a “Coke Vlassic”.

7.) “I don’t still live with my parents, I live with my parents AGAIN” is the rallying cry of our entire abandoned generation.

8.) Mash-up: “Take Me Home Country Roads” vs “Pressure Drop”.

9.) Arial coverage of a football game being sponsored by The Little Mermaid, they’d have to call “Ariel Coverage”, right?

10.) Insult the safe mock the privileged deride the comfortable. We deserve it can take it need to feel a little heat if everyone else’s burning.

11.) When your nation is under siege, your capital seized via undemocratic means, everything is necessarily political. There is no neutral now.

12.) Your very ability to claim a moment “shouldn’t have to be political” is built upon the suffering of others that fueled your comfort.

13.) If there’s anything the last few months have taught us, we don’t need to be entertained. We need to be challenged. And harshly.

14.) Win lose or draw, Tom Brady is everything bad about white privilege in America and should be treated like garbage.