24 in idea barrages

1.) The hardest gap to cross now is the Trump followers who know what’s happening but can’t admit it to themselves because of what it’d make em. They realize they accidentally backed white nationalism and fascism because they thought it wasn’t to be taken literally and… what does that make them now? If they fight back, they have to admit what they did. Hell, the people who wrote in Mickey Mouse or Jill Stein or whatever because they bought into crazy conspiracy theories about Secretary Clinton, to join us, they’d have to admit they were wrong in doing that, wrong in buying into conspiracy theories that made them feel inside and smart. But we’ll get through to them. We’ll get there.

2.) Feb 3rd is Sweathogs Day when John Travolta almost comes out of the closet but runs back in.

3.) Your dark elfin ranger on horseback will ride into the fray with the battlecry “Ride ‘Em, Drow-Boy!”

4.) Roleplay as a warrior addicted to fantasy sports. Make up the sport entirely then make up her fake-fake team within the fake sport.

5.) With the open mic taking a break Sunday, I guess I gotta watch the football game and hope for good trailers or for Brady to Theisman a leg.

6.) Some days you win, some days you lose, some days you’re a superhuman vigilante called Deathcake for reasons even you can’t understand.

7.) Your indie rock name will be Twee-Diddy.

8.) Our inability to get a human on the nearest planet means that we are effectively Mars barred.

9.) When they come for you, we’ll be there for you too, whether you’re in denial now or not. Remember that.