groundhog barrage in idea barrages

1.) Everybody put your hands up head-ish, wave ‘em ‘round like you’re apathetic.

2.) No Supreme Court justice can legitimately spring from a “presidency” that was illegitimately taken from the beginning.

3.) On paper, castration seemed like a great way to end the movie but in the end, it was really just an anti-climax.

4.) Saying Putin’s hack of HRC’s files was ok because “blablablah” is like saying Watergate was fine because Larry O’Brien had parking tickets.

5.) Your body-swap comedy about a supermodel and a tow-truck driver will be called CHANGING ATTIRE.

6.) An area where you grow random plants is an arbitrarium.

7.) The realization that reality TV is the same union-busting employee-exploitation scheme as Uber was satori under the Bodhi tree.

8.) Attend a Renfaire in character as a neanderthal warrior who thawed out of a glacier and learned “modern” warfare called “Captain Glaiveman”.

9.) One of the greatest gifts I ever received was Dad putting a Kurt Vonnegut book in my hand before anyone could poison me w/ Randian drivel.

10.) Trump will say our enemy has always been Australia, until he says it’s always been Eastasia, until he says Airstrip-One, etc.