feb opening barrage in idea barrages

1.) (to the tune of “Bacon Pancakes”) Blockin’ Twitter Eggs/blockin’ racist Twitter Eggs/I take the blocker and I put it to the Twitter Egg/ain’t gonna talk/ain’t gonna beg/BLOCKIN’ SOME EGGS!

2.) In the timeline where HRC wasn’t cheated out of the presidency we’re pushing for a Life Day reference in Young Solo. Here we gotta fight Nazis.

3.) Your metal band that only writes songs about DC Comics will be called “Lamb of Grodd”.

4.) “I don’t know what you see in me” is the kind of phrase that Superman has more answers for than most.

5.) You always hear about the warthogs, you never hear about the peacethogs.

6.) When they bring the incense around during Mass, yell “Holy smoke!” as loud as you can. The priest LOVES it.

7.) Smelling things is the internet for dogs and sticking the head out of a window is a high-speed connection.

8.) I had a dream that was like LAST ACTION HERO except about B-movies and, y’know, good. Like a reward for living through the now.

9.) They’re the ones who wrecked democracy by committing election fraud thru foreign espionage. Now we go for the soft reboot.