jan capstone barrage in idea barrages

1.) False equivalence is the death of journalism. Giving hatemongers “equal time” isn’t fairness, it’s collaboration with Nazis.

2.) Flo always demanded we kiss her grits but we never even saw her cook any grits. What if they were deliciously kissable?

3.) Sociopaths like Trump honestly believe everyone else is a sociopath too. They cannot imagine sincere empathy. They think we’re pretending.

4.) Whenever people mention a “pack” of cigarettes, I imagine them leaping… vaulting… through a sylvan glen en masse.

5.) In this crazy awful world, at least know the joy when someone mentions a reality show that’s been on for years and you’ve never heard of it.

6.) Watching B-movies with House is hard because he’s always yelling how it’s not Night Of The Lepus.

7.) I will always be amused by the idea of going down to the dollar store and picking up a bottle of V-3 or V-4.

8.) Point of order: don’t call him “Julian Assange” anymore. It’s “Russia Today’s Julian Assange”.

9.) Start to establish your Real Life connections, now, the attempts to curtail social media are coming soon.

10.) If you’re counting on protest fatigue, GOP, you forget you left an entire generation un/underemployed. We got time to resist.