128 in idea barrages

1.) To this day I’m still surprised that Ben and Jerry didn’t double down on Cherry Garcia’s success with “A Touch of Grape”.

2.) The Lion King, all the way through, no changes except Poomba has been replaced in every scene by a Roomba.

3.) If you believe that real champagne can only come from the Champagne region of France then the terroirists have already won.

4.) How much Chunk could that Chunk up-chuck if that Chunk’s Chunk was no good?

5.) Look, we’re not saying you can’t have a comic about a gorilla attorney, we’re just saying you can’t call it “Statutory Ape”.

6.) He used to hate the curse that befell him under the light of full moon but lately he’s taken a lycan to it.

7.) An amnesiac witch might end up with an unknown familiar.

8.) Your burrowing zen werewolf character will be called Downward Dog.