119 in idea barrages

1.) Realize: whenever you use the letters “BAMF” for “badass mofo” I will never think that and always first think of Nightcrawler teleporting.

2.) Sometimes I just wanna watch delusional mall ninjas attack soda bottles w/ cheap swords but autoplay always ruins it with some gun-nut next.

3.) A MATCH GAME reboot is like scraping through the bottom of the barrel and hitting the gravel below.

4.) “How To Write For Family Guy” would be a hack-hack.

5.) The things from your past on chains that you think are dragging you down, electrify them into magnets to instead pull you to true.

6.) Outside of Schrodinger’s Bar, the sign simply says “Established?”

7.) Conjoined twin boys are really just chain male.

8.) Physics and Catholicism aren’t so different. One involves Neils Bohr and in the other one kneels, bored.