jan8 in idea barrages

1.) Far less popular was the sequel about alien patissiers, SPACE EXTRUDERS.

2.) The failure of the LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN film denied us a LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENITALS porn parody. Moore would’a dug that.

3.) SNOKE ON THE HOLO, A KYLO IN DISGUISE, SNOKE ON THE HOLO

4.) Mr. A had utter disdain for fools, Mr. B looked upon fools with bemusement, Mr. C tried his best to ignore the existence of fools altogether, Mr. D bade fools to rise by their bootstraps, Mr. E felt foolishness should be punished by death, Mr. F didn’t believe fools existed at all, Mr. G was indifferent toward fools, Mr. H had a secret fool fetish, Mr. I thought that fools had their place just nowhere near him.

5.) On the world where Batman’s parents were killed by a French chef, he became the Crepe Crusader.

6.) Instead of cursing you out for cooking poorly, Gorgon Ramsey just calmly has his face-snakes turn you to stone.

7.) I wonder how many people have a tattoo of the Jo-Ann Fabrics logo somewhere on their body.

8.) A nation of sports-radio callers, not wanting to discuss or consider, just wanting an authority figure to agree with us publicly.

9.) The funniest thing to say in a pirate voice is “tickle me elmo”.

10.) Yogi is put on trial for his many pic-a-nic basket threats in John Grisham’s BEAR WITNESS.

11.) For a grape, living long enough to grow shriveled and old is their raisin d’etre.

12.) Whenever you mention a non-specific Dave or a Dave I do not know, I imagine Dave Coulier. Keep this in mind.

13.) Just once I just want one of these class action lawsuit commercials to be like “More like asWORSTos, AM I RIGHT?”

14.) Another drug that sounds like an NPR host is Januvia Sitagliptin. “For Morning Edition, Januvia Sitagliptin, NPR Washington”.

15.) “And from NPR West, I’m Humira Adalimumab.”

16.) “Live from the United Nations, Chantix Varenicline, NPR New York.”

17.) “At Wrigley Field, Nuedexta Dextromethorphan, NPR Chicago.”