jan5 in idea barrages

1.) My recurring dreams are starting to cross over, cameo in each other, blur into a “cinematic universe” of my nightmares, it’s unsettling.

2.) The crowning achievement for the porn-parody industry would, of course, be the filming of “Uncle Buck Angel”.

3.) Get yourself a bumpersticker “If this band is rockin’ we’re listenin’ to Dokken”.

4.) If this super long nightmare, I was amnesiac, wandering the country, occasionally taken in by comics or gaming shops.

5.) I don’t like the term “catfished” I prefer “imaginary-friendzoned”.

6.) I wonder if in Africa they tell their kids “don’t clean your plates, do you want to be a tubbo like in America?”

7.) I’m still disappointed that no one has ever been throwing up in an alleyway in their Saturday Night Live opening credits intro.

8.) At this point, all that’s left is to see which happens first: Miami being submerged or every single teevee show being about Sherlock Holmes.