Waxing: that's the answer. in The Napkin.

Every time I shave my bikini line (read: inguinal crease), I can’t help but think “how did chicks get conned into this farce? It’s difficult enough for me to shave, but at least I can pull my scrotum taut so I can get all up in there.

Of course, I only do this for special occasions as I know the ingrown hairs that await me in the next few days.

That is all, carry on.