1220 in idea barrages

1.) Don’t care for incredibly melodramatic pop music? We’re sorry but dude, you’re gettin’ Adele.

2.) We have reached the point where Vicki Lawrence is now as old as the Mama character.

3.) If our generation is worth one-tenth of a damn, the struggle against the neo-nazis taking our country by fraud will be our defining measure.

4.) “Kombucha” is an ancient Manchurian word meaning “mushroom garbage water”.

5.) The best name for an indie rock band ever is “Man-Shaped Ghost”.

6.) Say what you will about Aquaman but he knew how to live a porpoise-driven life.

7.) When you let go of trying to look good, just be what you are with singular devotion even if its ugly, that’s when you are most beautiful.

8.) Whenever someone says “Flash Gordon” be like “he’d have to at least buy me dinner first”.

9.) Your story about a dominatrix who moonlights as a superhero will be called DISCIPLINARY ACTION.

10.) Your fan convention that is specifically about the X-Men character Illyana Rasputin will be called “Magik The Gathering”.

11.) A 6‘2” version of Ariana Grande, Ariana Venti.