1217 in idea barrages

1.) You’re either the kind of person who occasionally eats uncooked ramen like an ice cream bar or the kind who lies and says they don’t.

2.) Herpes acquired via incest is an Oedipus simplex.

3.) Sex with a Christmas ghost is humbuggery.

4.) The perfect replication of the digital means a loss of the mutational aspect of physical artifact. Without pops or warps, meaning stagnates.

5.) The declaration a given thing is dead is evidence said concept is extant. Only that so dead it needn’t be declared as such is truly dead.

6.) The hisses tears pops smudges are the ideas we tried to lock into amber escaping to find their own meaning beyond our paltry intentionality.

7.) Don’t listen so closely that you can’t mishear a little bit and come up with a better truer meaning by subconscious accident.

8.) The only difference between the human and the paramecium is a series of glitches that stuck, piled up upon each other over time.