1216 in idea barrages

1.) If they think “Leg Day” means exercise but it means “KFC dinner” to you, the miscommunication is their fault not yours.

2.) Mix colognes together, make a fragrencestein.

3.) I’m astonished that we don’t have a terrible romantic comedy about a basketball player called ON THE REBOUND.

4.) People who don’t care that Russia hacked our election don’t care about democracy, only care about being ruled by a white man.

5.) In my dreams, I try to search terms that I see online but I can’t type correctly, I always misspell the words.

6.) Suddenly, the poetry well is dry and the comedy songs come flowing like a deluge. It’s… weird.

7.) Feeding a Chow Chow puppy Puppy Chow is recursive pet care.

8.) A way to make a million dollars: sell the internet disposable diapers that say “Soilers Alert” on them.