1214 in idea barrages

1.) I wonder if the Hitler sightings in Argentina were conmen who knew Nazi ex-pats would TOTALLY treat ‘em like kings if they passed as Hitler.

2.) If the WWF ever has an elderly division, they’d damned well better call it The Incontinental Championship.

3.) Knock one of the Ns and the S outta a Denny’s sign and let the world contemplate a huge glowing “DENY” for a while.

4.) I think I’m the only one who watched the FRESH PRINCE opening credits and thought the cabbie was the Fresh Prince from the future.

5.) I mean, if there hasn’t been a zombie mobster movie called “Don of the Dead” yet, I’m sure Asylum’s pitching it around.

6.) Rap exclusively about killing Captain Kirk and go by “Khanye West”.

7.) If puns bug you its cuz subconsciously you don’t like being shown how the structures that create meaning can be silly as hell. Me I love it.

8.) You know what word probably exists but shouldn’t? “Granddogther”.