125 in idea barrages

1.) Organized faith & dictators go hand in hand because you set folk up w/ crazy promises then rile ‘em up when it fails & they’re desperate.

2.) Twitter is telling me that I should follow Tay Zonday, proving that Twitter has no goddamn clue about anything.

3.) Be not paladin of hard ideals, be not random Robin Hood. Do what you can where you can while you can. Be a bard of neutral good.

4.) Your rapping Dungeons and Dragons NPC will be called Rustmonster J.

5.) When someone’s only tough when the game’s rigged for them, that’s the bad guy, that’s the heel, that’s the guy to boo and oppose, kids.

6.) The only thing Trump and I agree on is that SNL is terrible but even he gets wrong WHY its terrible.

7.) Put two pieces of fruit on the front of an old Halloween skeleton. Yell “Bone apple teets!” whenever possible.

8.) I like the way you’re floatin’/no gravity/no gravity

9.) Here we are, you and me, living in the bad timeline, on the wrong side of history.

10.) Glass bottom boats, you let me watch the fish swim ‘round.