124 in idea barrages

1.) Ain’t nothing gonna damn us more or better than the giddiness of imagined purity. Pragmatism was the arrow pointing toward tomorrow, once.

2.) Parody ideas: Emo Christmas “Little Bummer Boy”, something about mad science GNR Patience/”Patients” etc.

3.) His parents were murdered by a man who hated French cuisine and so he became The Crepe Crusader.

4.) All we need is a head sized model of Saturn w/ eye holes and a toga to set up next to Santa and wish Roman kids a happy holiday.

5.) In the darkest corners of the internet, he waits in secret, hoping he can say mean things about you, he is Slanderman.

6.) Acute anxiety when needing to correct someone about Super Mario Brothers mythos is a doki doki panic attack.

7.) The ultimate fusion of Harlan Ellison and Colonel Harland Sanders into COLONEL HARLAND ELLISION, GENIUS JERK OF CHICKEN.

8.) It’s a horror movie about haunted gravy. Sort of a fond-footage kinda deal.

9.) Yes, The Mindy Project should have an episode with Bjork just so we can get to that pun. That pun is GOLD and you KNOW it.

10.) I don’t know what “A Knockwurst Orange” would be about but I am certain it would be real messed up.

11.) When they use the word MAGA like it means something, I imagine them as the worst naga drawing on Deviantart and man is it funny.

12.) Of course Trump and Reichbart are feuding with Kellogg, they want to bring us into the Post-apocalypse.

13.) I’m not gonna cut and paste no boilerplate into my feed to try and guilt you into saying nice things about me. I’m lapsed Catholic, we come up with our own fresh guilt ourselves, thankyouverymuch.