barrage friday in idea barrages

1.) A version of “O Holy Night” about the Nick Cage “Wicker Man” including the line “Noooooooo, not the beeeeeeeees”.

2.) Thankfully, we’re most of us still here to try and turn this boat called life around. It’s a small thanks but a thanks nonetheless.

3.) The first time you hear “Christmas Wrapping” by the Waitresses it is cute. By the fourth time, it causes people to snap and punch nuns.

4.) The correct answer for best Xmas movie is legally “Scrooged” by the way, though “Jugband Xmas” & “Mr. Magoo’s Xmas Carol” are close.

5.) It is still too soon to write a parody called “Raspberry Bidet” but we’re getting closer to it being appropriate.

6.) A celebrity roast of Aquaman, hosted by Lisa Lampreynelli.

7.) When mansplaining occurs only at the end of the conversation, it’s called mannotation.

8.) Has anyone replaced the movie CREED’s soundtrack with Creed’s “My Sacrifice” for the entire movie?

9.) When a Ryan Gosling reaches full adulthood, he becomes Goose Gossage.