1118 in idea barrages

1.) In the Spider-Ham universe, is Apocalypse called Porkylips? He’d damned well better be.

2.) In the follow-ups to TWILIGHT, I hope the high school’s star half-back is Moe Quesada and he dreams of playing for Notre Dame.

3.) Your wizard-metal band will be called Muggledeth, by the way.

4.) It would be easy to cut a trailer for WILLY WONKA that made it look like a horror movie. Here’s your title “DEATH BY CHOCOLATE”.

5.) It isn’t about being pure or lacking internal conflict, lacking contradiction. It’s about doing as much good, being as humane as you can.

6.) Words bump up through skin, waiting to be bled or sweat out, clearly I have proseacea.

7.) An infomercial about learning how to vote where the exaggerated clumsy people in black and white vote for Donald Trump.

8.) We’re living in a world where its entirely possible the president-elect could punish Disney for releasing a film glorifying rebellion.