1116 in idea barrages

1.) Your Guardians of the Galaxy/Roots mash-up GROOTS will stall out when Groot literally cannot say that his name is Toby.

2.) In Soviet Russia, the curious are killed by cats!

3.) The first step in normalizing bigotry is “letting them have their say”. The more you listen, the more you subconsciously validate it. Every time you “let them finish” hate-speech is another sliver of authority you give them in the collective subconscious. Shout them down. If you grant for even a half-second that voting for a neo-fascist was ever a sane or rational option, you hand them them the world.

4.) Remember: after the Nazis took Germany, the smaller parties all sat around sniping each other to see who’d rise when “this all blew over”.

5.) If you’re going to protest, don’t dress like you just got back from Burning Man, don’t let the media make a cliche of you.

6.) Your punk band will be named “Rambo Brite”.

7.) As a quick aside, why do most of the Nazis Trump’s surrounding himself with look like bitter NFL coaches?

8.) Film a bad adaptation of “Paradise Lost” just so the critics can all use that “Milton, Badly” quip they’ve been sitting on.

9.) Your story about surviving the Apocalypse with your pet dinosaur will called “Velocirapture”.