1114 in idea barrages

1.) I feel so helpless because I’m good at being funny and there’s nothing funny about the horrors to come. It’s just horror.

2.) Part of me wants to write a parody of Pearl Jam’s “Daughter” about Sgt. Slaughter but nothing’s funny anymore, everything tastes like ashes.

3.) Mash-up “Under The Bridge” and “Santeria” it’s easy as hell.

4.) Anyone who supports fascism is a traitor to the American experiment, never let the bastards tell you any different.

5.) Imagine what big news the giant protests in major cities would be if the news weren’t cowards looking out for their future access.

6.) No conspiracy will ever be as powerful as individuals deciding to be cowards because they think it protects their personal interests.

7.) They stole “literally” let’s at least hang on to “literarily”.

8.) Curious thing about Billy Joel covers, they’re all better than the originals because at least they’re not Billy Joel.

9.) I very very very very badly want the Patriots to now be saddled with The Curse Of Brady Endorsing Trump.

10.) Small cities protests might be more effective as large cities have so much to cover, easy to ignore. WKTV, WUTR, they gotta cover SOMETHING.

11.) I’m not just a secular humanist, baby, I am a SPECTACULAR humanist.

12.) Before you make your Star Wars porn spoof you must decide, before anything else, who shoots first.

13.) Never forget that, at its core, this election was a re-litigation of The Civil War in these bastards’ minds.

14.) Fritz The Cat’s Metropolis.