out of clever names for these barrage in idea barrages

1.) The countryside is only so beautiful every once in a while, it’s a periodic tableaux.

2.) Your film where Hugo Weaving plays a man who goes into the desert to drink himself to death will be called WEAVING LAS VEGAS.

3.) Open on your main setting’s plaque reading “Est. 1979”. Congratulations. You have made a meta-establishing shot.

4.) When they ignite Jupiter in the movie 2010, it’s not that they’re losing a planet, it’s that they’re gaining a sun.

5.) An indie film reboot of THE MUNSTERS just so you can say “Butch Patrick At The Sundance, Kid”.

6.) Your film about telepathic gorillas and their place in organized crime will be called “GRODDFELLAS”.

7.) Never let them turn your goodness on you and tell you that you must be tolerant of intolerance. That’s a mind-screw not a real thing.

8.) Thinking on all the veterans who gave their lives to fight fascism overseas only for their kids & grandkids to vote for it here.

9.) It has been a new wrinkle to the horrors every morning. It has been like a bad advent calendar. A badvent calendar.

10.) If you want to rap about early Garfield strips, best get yourself a Lyman dictionary.

11.) An Abbott and Costello bit about smoking marijuana with a monk where the central misunderstood phrase is “Bud, Abbot?”

12.) Maybe people wouldn’t be so against colonoscopies if we called them colitis-scopes instead.

13.) Jaws wasn’t the name of the shark, it was the name of the scientist that created it, Dr. Jaws.