1103 in idea barrages

  • Nov. 3, 2016, 7:22 p.m.
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1.) 70 yrs ago our grandfathers died in the mud to beat back fascism. Now all we gotta do is vote for a woman to do it & people say “BUT EMAIL”.

2.) They are burning black churches now. They are gunning people down in the streets now. Imagine if they had the power. Don’t aid or abet them.

3.) Funny how the backroom deals & no-win military decisions once presumed in presidents for 250 years are suddenly disqualifying for a woman.

4.) My body is not optimized for three hours of stacking firewood. Dumping all my points into CHA and INT is not always useful.

5.) Your dystopian novel about a society run by sinister slow-cooking enthusiasts had better be called A CROCKWORK ORANGE.

6.) I hope some day to meet a hardcore role-player with “TURN” and “BASD” tattooed on their knucks.

7.) Less urban legend, more urbane legend.

8.) You misunderstood, we didn’t say we’re non-partisan. We said NAAN PARTY, SON!

9.) Whenever I see the Utica Comets shortened to UTI in a sports story or graphic, I giggle. Maaaaybe UCA or something would be better.

10.) Representation in media is a force for undoing bigotries. It is opposed specifically because people want their bigotries to continue on.

11.) The weirdest thing about Old is rewatching shows you watched as a child and, only now, being attracted to the moms.

12.) If your Star Wars porn parody wasn’t called “My Shorts Awaken” why are you even doing it? Leave it to someone who’ll try.


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