1030 in idea barrages

1.) An espionage thriller about conjoined twins, one of whom is a spy, the other of which is unaware, called DOUBLE LIFE.

2.) At least call your subliminal weight-loss tapes “Hungry Hungry Hypnosis”.

3.) OH HELLO, SINUS HEADACHE THAT HAS LASTED FOR DAYS. YOU MAKE EVERYTHING FEEL LIKE ITS IN ANNOYING CAPS.

4.) The horrors of this election cycle have covered for the fact that the Hallmark Channel is putting out Xmas specials on Oct 29.

5.) Your reality show about Southern stereotypes will be called “The Honkymooners”.

6.) “Baby, have I been chopping trees? Because my LUMBAR’s all JACKED up!” isn’t an effective pick-up line.

7.) No one wants to hear you call your wang a “clear and present dangler”.

8.) The way political ads makes public servants and educators sound like villains and business leeches sound like heroes, it tells a story.