1027 in idea barrages

1.) I’m not sure where the line is between thinking it over and over thinking is I just know I’m on that latter side.

2.) Filmmakers don’t call before-the-bar drinking “pre-gaming”, we call it “establishing shots”.

3.) Why did Dr. Scully refuse to work on people with back problems? Because she’ll truss no one.

4.) Authorial intent is just that, intent. Interesting to know what the author intended a thing to mean, it also doesn’t make it what it meant.

5.) I like to think that there is a Middle-Eastern adaptation of “The Prince and The Pauper” called “Amir Coincidence”.

6.) Hell is full and the damned are walking the Earth, voting for Trump, dressing up as clowns, scaring kids in K-Mart parking lots.

7.) Joe Walsh thinks he can get away with calling for seditious violence just because life’s been good to him so far.

8.) If Red Bull’s marketing department had any clue, they’d start showing up at bars and giving everyone chicken wings.

9.) Genre bending, genre b-ending, gender bending, gender b-ending, anything bending is something that might be ending, which is good.

10.) Whenever a stomach medicine ad refers to a “G.I. Tract” I imagine, like, an Army recruitment pamphlet.