1026 in idea barrages

1.) Comedy is in some ways is an autopsy of culture. Picking through the owl pellets society leaves, reconstructing skeletons of meaning.

2.) Actually, they were all wrong. It wasn’t Superman at all, it was the world’s most underappreciated superhero Birdplane.

3.) Someday I’ll go gambling in Britain so I can finally lose some pounds without immediately gaining them back.

4.) To brew an invisibility potion, one must start with leaves of absence.

5.) This election’s as if after the Ghostbusters were told to “choose the form of your destroyer” Ray thought of that bad NBC gameshow instead.

6.) Your documentary explaining why water fluoridation is actually really important will be called AN INCONVENIENT TOOTH.

7.) The Incredible Shrinking Cop had been sleeping with women inside the Chief’s sinuses so he was reported to Internal Affairs.

8.) Out-think the forces of cruelty and greed. Dunk on ‘em for good measure. Add insult to inquiry.

9.) If I was going to start a cooking utensil concern, I’d probably put it in Wisconsin just so I could sell MILWAUKEE WISCS.

10.) Oversampling is not some weird fluoride vaccine conspiracy thing. It just means deeper polling of a small group for better analysis.

11.) What are your fingerprints, after all, other than a whirled series?