1010 in idea barrages

1.) I mind the all-Christmas radio stations much less now that they mean pumpkin spice is going away for nine months.

2.) No, you can’t be neutral on a moving train but you also can’t pull an emergency brake if you aren’t inside of it.

3.) Watching evangelical conservatives realize they never had a movement, just white nationalists temporarily on their bandwagon, is delicious.

4.) Whenever an opportunity presents itself, yell “Your obsession with moderation has gone too far!”

5.) They seemed devoted to working on the farm but eventually they bailed.

6.) As the children of the 70s lop toward old age, start looking for “Frankie Says Ex-Lax” shirts.

7.) The religious right seriously didn’t know they had no power other than as a 3rd-party to launder white supremacist votes for the GOP estab?

8.) PRO-TIP: Shaming a woman over her husband’s infidelities will only impress women who hate themselves, a category you’ve already cornered.