109 in idea barrages

1.) Of course those nuns fell in love, they were both conventionally attractive.

2.) It’d be easier to say Trump was just “joking crudely” if it wasn’t exactly the kind of sexual assault he’s been accused of repeatedly.

3.) Doctor Doom always regarded the Invisible Woman as a clear and present danger.

4.) American football never caught on in Germany, most likely due to all the Helmut to Helmut contact.

5.) If you supported a neo-fascist dictatorship until you found out the would-be strongman admits to sexual assault, it is time to look within.

6.) You wonder how much furniture shopping it took to get Melania to accept his “apology”.

7.) “Anyone but Clinton” is to yell “burn it down & start over!” in asbestos suits made of straight white &/or male privilege. Consider others.

8.) Your Lovecraftpunk band will be called Lars Eldritch.

9.) Your Tom Waits metal cover band will be called Swordfish Thrombosis.

10.) Hollywood access giveth, Access Hollywood taketh away.