108 in idea barrages

1.) Cage goes in the Twitter, you go in the Twitter. Snark’s in the Twitter. Our snark.

2.) Assbro would be a great name for a sex toys company.

3.) The upside to TV dying as a medium is that I’m more and more sure I’ll have been the person who thought the most about it in one lifetime.

4.) In your Batman/D&D mash-up, there damned well better be a Commissioner Gorgon.

5.) I’ve a weakness for admitting weakness. Whether it’s humility, the pre-empting of opposition or a reflex of self-defeat, who the hell knows.

6.) Start a jazz band where you all dress up as Rasputin. Call it “Felonious Monk”. Why not. We’re here to create our own meaning.

7.) There’s nothing more narcissistic than self-deprecation, of course. It by definition involves talking about yourself. Myself. And so on.

8.) Someone who became a superhero because they’re so afraid of dying and knows superheroes don’t die or, at least, don’t stay dead.

9.) Your attempt to turn Indian cuisine into white-people fast food will be called “Four Naan Blondes”.