105 in idea barrages

1.) Whenever I read “self-heating meal” I first think it says “self-hating meal” and I imagine a world where that happens.

2.) The thing about fishing is there’s a sucker born every minute.

3.) The first time you heard that the most important erogenous zone was the brain, was your mind blown?

4.) Remember “put me down” both means assume a financial transaction and it also means an insult. The English language knows.

5.) Performing country covers of arena rock, you will perform as Journey Cash.

6.) Bland guy who is mostly well meaning VS. mean bastard who tries to feign blandness is not a recipe for an entertaining debate.

7.) “Consider the lilies in the field,” they want to say, “freeloading bastards, pirating soil and water better used by corporations.”

8.) Of COURSE your web browser isn’t responding, you’re always minimizing it.