102 in idea barrages

1.) When you manage an all-elderly Cramps cover band you will call them The Gramps.

2.) Can the news start calling drug smugglers “drugglers”? I’d smile every time an anchor said “drugglers”.

3.) Finally realized which fictional villain Trump most matches. Mr Potter from “It’s A Wonderful Life”. Only difference is the wig.

4.) less apologies
it’s saying thank you instead
grateful, not ashamed

5.) The ads on MeTV that use to sell for-profit scam colleges now sell student loan debt relief scams. The circle of life.

6.) In the old days, elite hackers would come down from a long night on IRC with some tea made from valerian w00t.

7.) If we can just get people to start colloquially calling sex toys “gizmos” we can radically change the act of rewatching “Gremlins”.

8.) Leave a review on a Kindle book about how to write book reviews and open a tiny blackhole.