929 in idea barrages

1.) In Soviet Russia, Man-Elephant is not a human being, he is an animal.

2.) The “Marvel Zombies” comics did not take enough advantage of the fact that they had a character who was legitimately Cannibal Cannonball.

3.) Your band will be named “The Sex-Havers”. Roll with this truth, embrace it.

4.) Culinary schools are all in a tizzy over this new Cumin Core curricula.

5.) No journey will ever be as automatic to me as the path from the front rooms to the bathroom in this house and that’s strangely comforting.

6.) Wizards riding around on sticks would be a lot more interesting if, instead of wands, they wielded horses as their weapons in a switcheroo.

7.) The sewing bees just got too damned competitive so he’s calling it quilts.

8.) Your Madrigal covers of Yes and Genesis songs will be referred to as “grog rock”.

9.) Clinton’s promoted tweets ask me to vote for her & Trump’s asks me to buy his stuff. That says all I need to know.

10.) Depending on if you’re a poker player or an outdoor cat, a “facial tic” can mean two different things but they’re both bad.