926 in idea barrages

1.) I propose that we start calling the taint “the Grinch”. I think it would soon make the winter holidays a much more fun time.

2.) Trump publicity releases, just off the presses, get ‘em while they’re hate.

3.) I imagine McDonald’s Trump tie-in burger, the McDJT. Keeps the hate side hate and the cold side also hate.

4.) Villifying the Hamburglar, that’s blaming the victim. Don’t put him in jail, get him some clean burger wrappers, get him in a 12-step.

5.) In Soviet Russia, Party knows how to California!

6.) Your HOOK/AVENGERS crossover fanfic requires the use of at least three Ruffalo/Rufio jokes.

7.) A total vacuum would be empty to begin with so a vacuum cleaner would be useless and pointless to begin with.

8.) Your mash-up of IN THE COURT OF THE CRIMSON KING and A FEW OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS will be outstanding.

9.) This “Three Musketeers” bar is a rip-off. It barely tastes of musk at all. It’s mostly, like, nougat.