918 in idea barrages

1.) Your JANE AUSTEN/90s ROCK fan fiction mash-up will have Elizabeth Bennett fall in love with D’Arcy from the Smashing Pumpkins.

2.) Had TRU BLOOD, the show about vampire drugs, come out a few years later, you know they’d’a titled it BREAKING VLAD.

3.) If you’re the awkward type, buy an ugly boxy Honda and you can always be in your Element.

4.) Was there a Christian rip-off of WHERE’S WALDO called FIND JESUS? I mean, ironically or unironically, it works both ways.

5.) Do pirates have don’t-talk-like-a-pirate day? Is it as annoying for them as ours is for us?

6.) The starving lion didn’t want to have to resort to cannibalism but he had to eventually swallow his pride.

7.) Seuss’ best-seller in Canada was, of course, WHO HEARS A HORTONS? (Western New York joke!)

8.) If your niece or nephew is a hipster, be prepared to be called an “unklelele”.