917 in idea barrages

1.) The story of Adam and Eve involves a lot of good-natured ribbing.

2.) Whoever heard the movie was gonna be called “The Love Bug” and so made its name sound like “Herpes” is my hero.

3.) “LOL” is Spanish for “the o the”.

4.) I don’t judge faith just because I’m not terribly religious, I only judge if you’re religiously terrible.

5.) THE SOUTH WILL ONLY RISE AGAIN IF THEY SMELL GRITS COOKING FROM BED.

6.) You can’t tell if your glass is half full OR half empty. You are drinking Crystal Pepsi. You can never really know at all.

7.) When the Highlander drops his food, he follows the five-hour rule.

8.) It’s a very Catholic parking lot. Lots of pulling out.