the storm before the calm barrage in idea barrages

1.) What do the bees comprehend of the beekeeper suddenly pulling the honeycombs out for a harvest? What COULD they think?

2.) The Tumbler, The Grinder, The Tinder, Match and OKCupid all sound like minor Batman villains.

3.) I feel like the best and the worst of myself at once, today. We’ll see what that feeling means.

4.) Profanity just means dealing with the profane, divine, holy. Don’t let ‘em tell you that you don’t have the right to wrestle with profanity.

5.) Your updating of Dickens’ work with hipster tropes will be called “Great Affectations”.

6.) Only the very best CGI Wise Men are created by Industrial Light & Magi.

7.) One of the cues in your Cinderella strip-tease will be the line “bippity-boppity-BOOBS”.

8.) Like the rest of the human race, I am making this up as I go along. Unlike most of the human race, I gleefully admit it.

9.) If they ask why I’m “DJ Salsa”, I will say “because I’m chunky and hot”.