95 in idea barrages

1.) David Gilmour didn’t really run out of caramels, it was merely a momentary lapse of Riesen.

2.) Your emo-style Dave Matthews cover band will be called My Chemical Bromance.

3.) If in the Method Man biopic, a method actor is cast in the lead, I think a black hole will open in space and eat the Earth.

4.) Europeans love the sitcom “Cheers” so much, they’ll often mention at the end of conversations.

5.) Britain was just following Star Wars’ lead in attempting to decanonize the EU.

6.) The Braves signing Tim Tebow to play minor league baseball would be the ultimate cornball white suburban Christofascist move.

7.) I don’t know what kind of human being would go see “Sausage Party” at a drive-in but I kind of want to find out.

8.) We’re not like stories, we don’t get happy endings. Not ending, though, is the happiest thing of all and I’ll take it, for now.

9.) Shortwave radio stations, they announce their presence with a little snippet of a song loop, an interval signal. Announce your presence too.