94 in idea barrages

1.) As an extra twist of the knife, the Road Runner owns thousands in Acme stock.

2.) That one son of Trump looks so much like Odo that I’ll never watch Deep Space Nine the same way again.

3.) The Earnheart-Gordon Law: the more NASCAR stuff you can see from the roadside, the worse the lawn sale will be.

4.) In Canajoharie, we saw a hipster hitchhiker. A hiphiker! No one would pick him up, especially not us.

5.) How is a Buddhist like a garage-sale vacuum cleaner? No attachments.

6.) Just to see if hipsters will buy ANYthing pumpkin spice, pumpkin spice pickles. Dye ‘em orange, even.

7.) I still wish Batman’s son didn’t take up the mantle of Robin but rather fought crime as Lil Wayne.

8.) I will sing the song as “Ghost Rider’s In Disguise” all I want and if you try to stop me, I will sing it twice as loud.

9.) One of the grossest typos ever involves the finger slipping from the C to the D and the Cookie Monster becoming The Dookie Monster.

10.) Your Deviantart name will be Lando Callipygian. Your art will only be drawings of Lando from Star Wars with a huge ass.

11.) Your social networking service for people looking to join terrible rock bands will be called LinkedInPark.

12.) The Golden Girls police procedural spin-off was to be called “Law and Order: UTI”.

13.) Driving through the countryside, some say it’s beautiful, all I can think is “people only live here because nowhere else will take them.”

14.) It is my fondest hope that the capital of whatever country Bedrock was a part of was called “Washington Pre-C”.