92 in idea barrages

1.) Gowanus sounds like the name of a Pokemon.

2.) Ah Schenectady. Thunderdome encircling a lovely little three-block radius of the Proctor’s arts district.

3.) If I saw Trump rescuing a baby from a burning building, I’d assume a time traveler just told him it was gonna be the next Hitler.

4.) Some of us come from blended families. Mitt Romney came from a blanded family. The world is rich with different ways to live.

5.) Go to a “survivalist convention”. Sell condoms rolled onto cock rings as “pocket slingshots”. Laugh your way to the bank.

6.) Epiphany: Trump manages to be Jar-Jar Binks and the Emperor at the exact same time, this is why he irritates us so.

7.) A neon maple leaf outline with the one-word caption “TRONTARIO”.

8.) The quack invention claimed you could stabilize your mayonnaise forever with a perpetual emulsion machine.

9.) Maybe fabric softener just really turns off the fabric and the fabric loses its tumescence.

10.) The amount of healthy fats in a given guacamole is Avocado’s Number.

11.) Name your porcine dermatology school “Hog Warts” just to see how many people will take up the field just to say that’s where they went.

12.) A mash-up of “Man in the Box” and “Janie’s Crying” would punish.

13.) Miller High Life’s diet version should be called Miller Low Life and you know it.

14.) The resolution won’t be televised either but it’s actually probably better that way. Some things still need to be private.

15.) He tried to marry the experimental geneticist but she left him at the altered.

16.) She named her nostrils “Charlotte” and “Cathy” that she might refer to her nose in toto as “C&C Mucus Factory”.