829 in idea barrages

1.) Only the wisest of women and men can tell the difference between epiphany and lack of sleep. I am not yet one of those.

2.) If Trump loses, God willing, we should build a Truman Show dome where he thinks he won and film the HELL out of it.

3.) Yeah, I had a huge crush on Calvin’s mom in Calvin and Hobbes. It seemed impossible not to.

4.) Your mash-up of Blue Velvet and Velveteen Rabbit will be… a hell of a thing.

5.) Star Wars Episode Eight: The Light Side Drives Like “This” But The Dark Side Drives Like THIS.

6.) Of course Skeletor kept re-offending, everyone on Eternia was too busy lifting weights to create a comprehensive criminal justice system.

7.) Dress for the job you want. Job for the dress you want. Want for the dress you job. Want. Want. Want. Continue to want.

8.) Mos Eisley’s rugby stadium… you will never find a more wretched hive of scrum and villainy.