828 in idea barrages

1.) He named his dark elf Michaelango and gave him the battlecry “Drowabunga!”

2.) If Guy Fieri’s autobiography is entitled GET RICH OR GUY TRYIN’, then MAYBE he’s self aware.

3.) I enjoy when a ventriloquist is technically flawless in the voice throwing but untalented as a performer. The overspecialization amuses me.

4.) A barista with the words “MUGG LIFE” tattooed on her knucks would be pretty great.

5.) I wonder if those terrible new Ninja Turtles movies have done a “sais don’t matter” dick joke yet.

6.) At a comic book convention and at a Civil War reenactment, there are two very different meanings for the term “Booth babe”.

7.) If a rolling stone gathers no moss, there’s no way someone can take a lichen to it.

8.) When the moon hits your eye with a dumb yelling guy, that’s Fieri.