825 in idea barrages

1.) When Zack Snyder sings Jingle Bells, the Batmobile losing its wheel causes it to crash into an orphanage, killing hundreds. (This was my most well-received Tweet ever, by the way. Twitter is weird.)

2.) Some know what’s probably really funny? Someone with a really heavy Boston accent speaking German.

3.) Stand outside the gates of Disneyland selling diaphragms with Mickey ears. You know, metaphorically. And also literally.

4.) Occasional tables. Periodic tables. Erratic tables. Elusive tables. Unreliable tables. Absent tables. Deadbeat tables. Tables.

5.) Your line of vegan meat substitutes will be called “Hambiguity”.

6.) Chicken McNuggets became a cultural baseline despite their low quality. Ubiquity can usurp our preferences, it’s A Thing.

7.) A parody of Hendrix’s “Hey Joe” about the Biblical Job?

8.) I kind of want the website “SoundClod”, both for the name and the accidental typo hits.

9.) When you start your clothing line for vegans, your first real big hit will be the algae-bra.

10.) Did an energy conservation non-profit ever try an awful tone-deaf “Turn Down For Watts” campaign on The Kids?