824 in idea barrages

1.) Do you appreciate the art or do you just aspire to the creator’s lifestyle?

2.) Remember, very few prospectors made money in the Gold Rush, many many people got rich selling picks and whiskey to the rubes.

3.) A car dreams it is a robot dreaming itself a conqueror. It is an Incepticon.

4.) Action heroes, find your perfect antagonistic match with the new Grubr app.

5.) The slogan for your performance art journal will be “Aspiring Mimes Want To Know!”

6.) Next time a hotel asks you if you need turn-down service, ask back “You mean like OKCupid?”

7.) The term “WWE Universe” sounds like a failed attempt at a sub-line of DC Comics.

8.) Where is the show about fairy-tale protagonist malcontents in jail for their crimes? Where is PORRIDGE IS THE NEW BLACK?

9.) Ah those August days it’s too hot to even care that all the memes are dead horse beat, these doge days of summer.

10.) I just realized that Sonic The Hedgehog is the Guy Fieri of video game mascots. These are my epiphanies.

11.) Keep track of how many Kenneths are in your classes, teachers, then report back to that guy from R.E.M. at some point.