little falls phone exchange barrage in idea barrages

1.) Your Bewitched/Dr. Who fan-fic will explore the idea that Darren was a secret Time Lord, explaining the regeneration.

2.) A dream about failing to prevent the heat death of the multiverse because I demurred to authority instead of facing the end myself? Sure.

3.) Also dreamed about trying to simplify the piano by assigning all 12 notes to fingers and feet then controlling octaves with head movements.

4.) Your “Weekend At Bernies” reboot will be subtitled “How To Get The Perfect Beach Body”.

5.) When in doubt building a comedy set, ask yourself: what would Bill Hicks do? Then it all becomes crystal azure. Go. Down. Swinging.

6.) Is Scott Bakula married? The last reality show should be him starring on THE BACHELOR but it’s called THE BAKULA.

7.) I have fallen behind on so many things lately. Mea culpa. Digging out.

8.) The crafty pirate was really into decorating the port towns with his art. “Yaaarrrn bombing” he called it.