821 in idea barrages

1.) I’m surprised no one has tried pyramid scheming out colognes and shaving products under the name “Murray Kay”.

2.) Who would’a thought in 2016 Cracked would be a well-regarded comedy site and National Lampoon would be doing… is there a “Rise of Taj 5”?

3.) BEING JOHN MALKOVICH 2: ESCAPE FROM MALKATRAZ

4.) Coldplay’s diabetic neuropathy awareness fundraiser will be called “A Rush Of Blood To The Feet”.

5.) His mild fetish for trains would often give him a semiconductor.

6.) People with a thing for Chris Hemsworth tend to just be really thorsty.

7.) If Trump had any sense of popular culture or perspective, you know he’d check into hotels under the name Tom Riddle.

8.) Fake Swisses made with a drill press are called chuck-key cheeses.