820 in idea barrages

1.) True Star Wars fans refer to intoxication as “getting yakfaced”.

2.) E.T. loved Reeses Pieces because of the extra cholesterol.

3.) At the beach, refer to your speedo bulge as your “guypod”.

4.) I’m surprised Hewlett-Packard never jumped on the Cthulhu train via an “HP - Crafted with Love” campaign.

5.) Your Trump themed intentionally-crappy theme park will be called “CRACKPOT Centre”.

6.) White athletes fabricate police report to evade responsibility: “Boys’ll be boys!” Black athlete succeeds: “She looks like a boy!” America.

7.) “Nailed It!” takes on a second weirder meaning when you’re hanging out with The Addams Family.

8.) A governess works to heal the heart of embittered cosmic mutation Ben Grimm in “The Thing and I”.

9.) Multiple Man really hates that “Don’t Surround Yourself With Yourself” song.

10.) Goku wasn’t trying to force his opinions on you, he was just saiyan.