813 in idea barrages

1.) The extinction event for dinosaurs was the Velacorapture.

2.) My president-themed death metal band will be called Brutally Honest Abe.

3.) Let’s stop calling it “the gig economy” and call it what it is. Neo-feudalism.

4.) Knock knock. Who’s there? Capitalism ruining everything. Capitalism ruining everything who? INSERT MICROTRANSACTION FOR PUNCHLINE.

5.) She bought her children Mexican wrestling masks and found them to be luchadorable.

6.) The IfYouWantToBeMyNeighbor hashtag makes me want to write a Spice Girls parody about Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.

7.) A parody of “Unskinny Bop” about mythical Amazon warriors called “One Titty Bop”?

8.) If you can’t odd, I can’t even.