WGY barrage in idea barrages

1.) The word “Saleabration” displays a shocking ignorance of both what a celebration is and what a sale is.

2.) Your porn parody of “The Fifth Element” will be called “The Filth Element”.

3.) Mash up the original Legend of Zelda theme with Grateful Dead’s “I Know You Rider”. Do it. It works.

4.) Being hurtled over the battlements of a fortification was at the top of his trebuchet list.

5.) Lovecraft and Trump’s two points of similarity are generating transfixing horrors and their shared astonishing racism.

6.) I like to imagine Elvis Costello pitching “Peas Love and Understanding” to Ben and Jerrys then being flabbergasted upon rejection.

7.) Ah, Canal Days. That special time of year in Little Falls when we all fight to stop ourselves from stealing the “C”s from the signs.

8.) But when I was really a man, I took those childish things back out because they’re awesome and screw societal norms.