88 in idea barrages

1.) Your play about Canada will be called The Regina Monologues.

2.) Female Fremen prefer the term “frewomen” you can’t just go around calling them “the spice girls”.

3.) My flagpole toppers store will be called Finial Destination.

4.) When a Scientologist billion-year slave dies after fifty years, does the Sea Org sue their estate? Sue God?

5.) We let soldiers, priests and businessmen run the world and they’ve messed it up bad. Time to try musicians and science fiction writers.

6.) I wonder how many people call Ann Coulter “G. Gordon Lady” behind her back.

7.) The MAD Magazine version of Johnny Cash is the Man In Blech, right?

8.) I can’t imagine voting for someone who panders to science deniers and sucks up to Putin. But enough about Stein, Trump is also terrible.

9.) Your exterminator-themed band will be called Defogging Molly.

10.) You know what would be a great fake name to sign in with at hotels? Warren Christmas.

11.) Your porno about a centaur in a pool will be called “Four Feet Nine Inches”.

12.) Most of why I moved onto the next round, I think, was not trying out my K-Mart “Blue Lights Matter” joke.

13.) When Arthur got caught between the moon and New York City, the vacuum of space killed him almost instantly.

14.) SPOILERS: 9 times out of 10, when an actor in a big film is “method” it has everything to do with publicity and none to do with performance.

15.) Your gritty reboot of Goldilocks about the violence of one lawless night of food theft will be called THE PORRIDGE.

16.) Your live-action American adaptation of Ranma 1/2 will be called PARTLY CLAUDIA.