84 in idea barrages

1.) Crystal Light removed all the taste with most of the calories and in the end was more just Crystal Meh.

2.) I learned how to talk to the owls, that was a hoot.

3.) Cassandra bollocks. What unbelievable balls.

4.) Ghostbusters 2 was vigocentric, if not fully vigotistical.

5.) The ship’s counselor should’ve been called the insecurity officer.

6.) The idea that Trump won just to pass a few months of candidate security briefings to Putin is actually not that crazy.

7.) Your quack food-cure game show will be called “Win Jill Stein’s Honey”.

8.) When you say we’re “overdue” for an earthquake what you mean is you don’t understand how “probability works”.